Princess Fiona: Where are you going? The exit’s over there! Lord Farquaad: The winner of this tournament – no, no, the privilege – will have the honour of rescuing the beautiful Princess Fiona from the fiery pit of that dragon! Should the winner fail to return, the runner-up shall take his place, and so on and so forth… Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make. I know what I smelled, it wasn’t no brim and it didn’t come off no stone neither… Shrek: That’s brimstone… we must be getting close.ĭonkey: Yeah, right, brimstone. Shrek: Donkey, if that was me, you’d be dead!
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Shrek: Well, let me put it this way, Princess: men of his stature are in “short” supply.ĭonkey: Yeah! Though there are those who think “little” of him!ĭonkey: Whoa, Shrek, did you do that? Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that, my mouth was open and everything! Princess Fiona: And my groom-to-be Lord Farquaad, what’s he like? Princess Fiona: The sooner we get to Duloc, the better!ĭonkey: Oh, you gonna love it there, Princess, it’s beautiful! Magic Mirror: Lord Farquaad, you have chosen… Princess Fiona. Yours for the rescuing: Princess Fiona! So, who will it be? Bachelorette #1? Bechelorette #2? Or Bachelorette #3? She’s a loaded pistol who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Magic Mirror: And last but not least is a fiery redhead who lives in a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by a boiling lake of lava! But don’t let that cool you off. Just kiss her frozen, dead lips and find out what a live wire she is. Although she lives with seven other men, she’s not easy. Magic Mirror: Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the Land of Fantasy. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Magic Mirror: Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. Magic Mirror: So, just sit back and relax, my Lord, because I’m about to give you today’s three eligible bachelorettes. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn’t COLOR-BLIND! The Donkey: She’s as nasty as you are.ĭonkey: Blue flower, red thorns. The Donkey: But that’s no way to behave in front of a princess. Shrek: NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later.ĭonkey: Parfait’s gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!Ĭlockwork Chorus: Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town / Here we have some rules, let us lay them down: / Don’t make waves, stay in line / And we’ll get along fine / Duloc is a perfect placeĬlockwork Chorus: Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes, wipe your… FACE! / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is a perfect… place! Shrek: I don’t care what everyone else likes! Ogres are not like cakes.ĭonkey: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let’s get some parfait,” they say, “Hell no, I don’t like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious! You get it? We both have layers.ĭonkey: Oh, you both have LAYERS. Shrek: Example… uh… ogres are like onions!ĭonkey: Oh, you leave ’em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs… Shrek: For your information, there’s a lot more to ogres than people think. He also called Rumpel a tyrannical ruler.One of the greatest animated films of all time, Shrek had terrific animation and humor.
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In the alternative universe he is again being used as a TV screen announcing that Rumpelstiltskin would have an announcement to the people of Far Far Away that if they catch the ogre Shrek they get a grand reward. He reports the news of Shrek, Donkey and Puss in Boots being captured by the guards of Far Far Away and is seen during the song "Livin la Vida Loca". The Magic Mirror is used as a TV screen in Shrek's home. The mirror is also seen attending Shrekand Fiona's wedding, and is later seen in Shrek's Karaoke Dance Party.
Farquaad also uses him as a mirror while getting ready for his wedding. The Magic Mirror is later seen propped up on a easel in Farquaad's room, forced to replay an image of Fiona for him. After Farquaad chooses Fiona, the mirror attempts to warn him about "the little thing that happens at night" to no avail. The mirror presents him with three princesses to choose from: Cinderella, Snow White, and Princess Fiona. The Magic Mirror clarifies by saying that while Farquaad isn't a king, he can become one if he simply marries a princess. The mirror tells him that he isn't actually a king, prompting Farquaad to have Thelonious threaten him by smashing a handheld mirror. Farquaad has his captain bring him to the dungeons and asks the mirror if Duloc is the "most perfect kingdom of them all". The Magic Mirror is brought to Duloc at the request of Lord Farquaad. The Magic Mirror on the Wall is a mirror with magical properties that appears as a supporting character throughout the Shrekseries.
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